MOST OFFICIAL BITCHES

This Keychain belongs to only the most official bitches. There's really only a select few, i suppose. What is an "official bitch?" you might ask...It's a woman who makes extreme decisions and stands behind all of them with no excuses. An official bitch represents herself to the FULLEST, even with a bad reputation!

Founding Official Bitches include:

1.) Mariah Carey of "Glitter" and wife of 18yr old Nick Cannon
2.) Joan of Arc
3.) Lil' Kim
4.) Most Italian women
5.) Not Amy Winehouse (MOB does not promote drug usage for official bitch points.
6.) And many more...

Feel free to nominate anyone you feel is an Official Bitch, as I will be posting MOB's of the week, regularly. Also, if you feel yourself to be a "MOST OFFICIAL BITCH" go to www.marriedtothemobnyc.com and purchase your own key chain. Help support this revolution of official bitches, my personal idealogy, and the ideology and retail of one of the dopest new designers, Leah, of Married to the MOB.



THIS WEEK'S MOB: MONICA LEWINSKI!
Monica came into my work yesterday, and boy did she gain weight. But ya know, we're huge fans of monica! Good job, Monica, for screwing the president, keeping your head up, not shit talking, and eating whatever you want in public! Even though some people hate you, you're still an official bitch! This week's keychain goes to you!
Moni's back in LA 4 good. If u see her, make sure to tell her about her award!