I Have Lost My VIRGINITY...to blogging

I'm learning that it's the little outlets in life that relieve the stress, like taking your hair out of a ponytail, finding the remote right by the tv, seeing a John and Kate plus 8 marathon, and now, aparently, blogging. I've resisted blogging for a few years now, thinking it was strictly for nerds and people without friends. It was then I realized it was perfect for me. just kidding. Actually, my fabulous friend Tony Spatafora (spatagram.blogspot.com) has inspired me to create one. If I can be half as verbally creative and emotionally expressive as him, I'm in good shape. So, after my time resisting the blog, it turned out after all this time, I wasn't too good for it, but rather, intimidated. Is there really a public space where I can say whatever I damn well please without interuption, or a man named Tom deleting my debatably pornographic photos from college? This is like the childhood I never had. wonderful. Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Whitney, also known as Whitnefied to my craziest and most outrageous friends; a singer, songwriter, actress, waitress, college graduate, and now....BLOGGER. It's happening.